Evidence from a local survey says prostitutes are being more of a psychologist then a sexual service. The survey provided by "Survey Pimpz" surveyed samples of 100 males who pick up prostitutes and 100 females who provide them with these services.
Local celebrity and "John" Joe Goff says, "There are times in my life where I just need someone there for me, these prostitutes provide me with these services. They are cheaper than a Psychologist and about 1/9 of them give me good advise!"
It also makes it easy on these "Cheap Psychologists". Local "Jane" exclaims, "All I have to do is listen to him and he gives me money! Why doesn't everyone do this for money....wait don't quote me, I don't want people to take my business..."
With the economy the way it is now, psychologists are going to be extinct in the near future due to services provided by local prostitutes. Everybody with a degree in psychology is going to become bankrupt because of the loans they have to pay back and now there degree means nothing. The world will then come to an end.
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